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Publication Date: November 4th, 2025
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Fun fact, Stan is not only a gifted election predictor but he also worked as an editor in Hollywood on the Nightmare Before Christmas, James and the Giant Peach, Antz, and other animated films. Congratulations Stan! We look forward to handing you your Meat Hook turkey, as well as making an equivalent donation to a local food pantry of your choosing.
Top 10 closest forecasts to the actual 2.13-point Ferris margin
| Rank | Name | Forecast Ferris margin (%) | Distance from actual (pts) |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | SKW đ | 2.69 | 0.56 |
| 2 | Tom McGill | 2.75 | 0.62 |
| 3 | MUncorked | 3.00 | 0.87 |
| 4 | Evan Gorzeman | 3.25 | 1.12 |
| 5 | Wooden Dog | 0.90 | 1.23 |
| 6 | Elaine Eichelberger | 4.00 | 1.87 |
| 7 | Phoebet | 5.00 | 2.87 |
| 8 | John Reed | 5.00 | 2.87 |
| 9 | Timmy tummyache | 6.00 | 3.87 |
| 10 | Ian Hooley | 6.13 | 4.00 |
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Hudsonians love to whisper about whoâs up, whoâs down, and whoâs doomed. Predictions fly across coffee counters and barstools, but no one ever writes them down, or remembers who was right when the votes are counted. Council members sometimes proclaim with total confidence that âthe parking meters will pay for themselves,â or âmy ward supports this resolution on a foreign war.â But then the Parking Meters fail and no one celebrates the peace treaty.
When we never stake a claim, or write down what we actually think, we invite the shape shifters. The whisper networks. The endless calls and coffee meetings. Better to be open, clear, and accountable.
So weâre fixing that. This time, you donât just get to gossip about the race between Joe, Kamal, and Lloyd; you get to call your shot. Put your numbers (prediciton) where your hunch is, and the closest forecast wins a Thanksgiving turkey, for yourself and a family in need. Simple, civic, and maybe a little humblingâŚ
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Donât forget to cast your vote before 6pm tonight! All the details here:
https://elections.columbiacountyny.com/
[Next] Election â27: Voter Guide
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FYI: See Didi Barrettâs List of Food Pantries who need help during this holiday season and uncertain federal funding period.
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Submit your predictions of 1) who will win the Mayoral race, and 2) by what percentage margin, using the Google Form:
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Weâll publish anonymous aggregated results and, for those who consent, the names and entries of the top 5 winners, and the Turkey Shoot winner. Your contact information will not be shared beyond the promotion. We are European, GDPR style.
Good luck, and may your forecast be sharper than election night popcorn.

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About the Contest (Yes, We Checked)
Before you clutch your pearls, or your law degree, this is legal. Under New York General Business Law § 369-E, a promotion only counts as an illegal lottery if it combines three things: prize, chance, and consideration (meaning you pay to play). Weâve eliminated the last two.
Thereâs no entry fee or purchase, and winning depends on skill: the accuracy of your prediction of the Hudson vote split among Joe, Kamal, and Lloyd, not luck. The prize, a single grade-A Thanksgiving turkey from The Meat Hook, sits comfortably below the stateâs $5,000 threshold for registration and bonding.
Translation: this is a harmless civic parlor game, not a sweepstakes scandal. You email us your guess, we log it, the closest number wins the bird. Thatâs the whole storyâŚand a surprisingly educational journey through New York promotional law.
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A âturkey shootâ refers to an easy, one-sided contest where victory is almost certain for one side. The term originated from early American hunting contests in which shooters fired at penned or slow-moving turkeys at close range, requiring little skill. It entered military slang during the Second World War to describe lopsided battles, notably the 1944 âGreat Marianas Turkey Shoot,â when U.S. fighter pilots destroyed hundreds of Japanese planes with minimal losses. Today it is used metaphorically to describe any situation where one party holds an overwhelming advantage, political, economic, or otherwise.
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